I know you look at me now and think, boy she must have breezed through high school. All lacy with dogwood, literally flooded with jonquils! endstream Megan: I still have your virginity. I know every girl at school except Monica is in love with him. I think she means to tangle my eyes too. Do you see where Im going with this? If youre looking for an audition piece thats comedic or dramatic, weve got some great monologues to choose from! lovely! My mum was always saying bring Corey with you on the weekend and shed go all flushed and wear low-cut tops in the kitchen. Here's 14 Free Monologues from Published Plays for actors, creators and performers. Total bust. Martin couldnt stand unidentified smells. So what if Im young and beautiful? What they are making of us are false idols merely. I hope they get here before it starts to rain.. He clears his throat, brings his hand to his mouth and coughs: Walk of shame. Hows he gonna love something that looks like that, get all sexy with her? The Monologuer contains an assortment of classical and contemporary monologues from plays, including Shakespeare, for males, females, kids, and adults. The Best Audition Songs for Mary Poppins by Character. Jude: And wise, but for loving me. You know, I remember what it was like to be eleven. Regina George: Im totally psyched. Never have. Not just who we are- jobs or that kind of thing- but it does play into it as well. I dont really get what youre upset about. And she was beautiful. You want to come inside, have some chicken fingers awesome. Grow up, get a job, become a drone, thats it. They used to try to blow me up. ), I wore it on Sundays for my gentlemen callers ! Shakespeare's Monologues A list of Shakespearean monologues categorized alphabetically by comedy, history and tragedy. Wrong? All lives, save loveless lives, true Love should pardon. Im sorry I said anything to Dennis. I have some flat shoes in my bag and anyway, hes fat. PRAYING FOR RAIN 2. 0 I wanna introduce you guys to someone. Its the only crime where you have to be at the scene of it to make it a perfect crime, to give yourself satisfaction. Would you please hold still a minute, Charlie Brown, I want Linus to study your face. 3. Get home, shower, lay in bed. It used to seriously piss me off. (gets on knees and begs) Cmon, I gotta meet my Mom. Because it helps teens understand the human experience. Be yourself! Ten years. Im gonna go for a 560, convertible, in gold, with leather interior, all the options. Comedic Monologues Comedic monologues from plays for auditions and acting practice. I. No one. Im not mad. No, maybe I do know. If you really loved me you wouldnt need to ask. O.K.? Flowers, notes, guinea-pig memorabilia were left outside in her memory. Its so embarrassing, I dont even whatever. Lysander if you live, good sir, awake, Rosalind: Act 3, Scene 5 The next day I bought this little ring in your name, and this is the little bangle with the true lovers knot I promised you always to wear. Three act period comedy set in small town America $ 5.50. Im sure youve guessedonly you didnt want to knowthatdid you?when you didnt love me. StageMilk / Monologues For Actors / Comedy Monologues. And its impossible for me not to marry. What does a girl have to do these days? Chub Chubs getting closer. She had five cats. 1. What Didn't Happen 12. Well, all power to George W I dont want the fucking pricks to win, either. Heather: After I wait for you! We probably shouldve realized this earlier, but Ive been so happy being near you that I just sorta overlooked it and went on. Manager stumbling out of his glass booth there, the works. After I plan my future around our wedding. No, faith, proud mistress, hope not after it: Then I get home and I make him breakfast. These scripts may be used for FREE but PLEASE do NOT repost the TEXT of any script online in any way. I highly recommend reading or watching some of the writers work to get the nuance of that writer: a Neil Simon monologue is very different to a Phoebe Waller-Bridge. This depression monologue is from a play called The Darkness, and it describes well how someone with depression might feel about being lost in their negative thoughts. Its contradictory! You have come to the right page. Would I be happy? And he starts in on how hes just this total fuck up and maybe he should just throw himself off the roof. How about that? Im with you now, but Im thinking about him, and thats not fair to either of us. Im crazy. 1-Minute Monologues 1-minute monologues from plays for auditions and acting practice. Do you know oh, Im almost too embarrassed to admit this Adam misses the bus sometimes. Since Im being judged by a jury of my peers I will attempt to insert like and totally into my confession as much as possible. And, all right, I know the Americans go on with all this flag-waving, patriotic bullshit and think the rest of the world hates them, but fuck, Talbot, theyre right: the rest of the world does hate em I hate em, and I want to live here! Im getting pills, blood-thinners. Be brave! When Orlando tells her that it pains him to see this while he is without his love, Rosalind, she. Isnt that silly. I am currently coaching writing & publishing to writers all around the world. I was thinking about what I was going to order when I remembered that I hadnt left anything out for Martin. Theyve showered me with leaflets. To this day I dont know why he chose me but he did. You know, Ive been thinking a lot about why we shouldnt get married. Yes; you have the courage. 9 of the Best Comedic Monologues for Girls : PerformerStuff More Good Stuff It appears that you are outside of North America. This allows them to create more great plays! This means that if you choose to make a purchase through one of the following links, we may earn a small commission on the sale at no additional cost to you. Soon as you take the weight off your feet, down it all comes on your head., Helena: Act 2, Scene 2 endobj On one hand, I want to forget her. The hand can be bare or covered by a sock, to make a sock puppet. And thats it. I want you. Death Tax 3. You just take Katrina to the dance because I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Thank you! PROTECTIVE SHIELD Im weak. Why, it must be requited. You know what? Song Database In Hotwife Confessions she confesses that she made improper use of the family lawyer George. I have had this accursed board standing between me and every dear and desirable woman until I thought I had lost the power of letting myself fall really and wholeheartedly in love. [Reads it.] I trust you. I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. Like, you know what Bleek? Eaten. This was not easy going up and down the halls with. All morality. Marriage, my young friends, is an iniquitous arrangement devised by the Devil himself for driving all the love out of the hearts of lovers. "Aladdin" (2019): Jasmine "She won't go speechless! You guys check all this stuff out and load up the van. My wife left me. LOVE, LOSS, AND WHAT I WORE 2. While I was institutionalized, my brain was studied exhaustively in the guise of mental health. In every lovely garden, in every dell full of primroses, on every fair hillside, we meet that confounded board; and there is always a gamekeeper round the corner. I have to figure out what Im doing. These monologues are free for classroom and audition use. An assortment of public domain monologues taken from classic plays organized by gender and type. Whenever, wherever I saw them, Id say, Stop ! You know-plainly, clearly state what they want instead of expecting you to be psychic. I went and stood in a card shop for a bit to sort my head out. When it was time for her to leave, he asked if he could look at her face for a while so that he would have something beautiful to remember in the long months ahead. It does not thrill. Loved her even. Its like hes confused about how attractive I am he cant quite believe it. I know its a lot to swallow, but you gotta take it on face value, because theres a timer attached to this thing and its counting down. By the time I reached Year Eight I had fifteen pairs of jeans. They say too that she will rather die than give any sign of affection. Were twins, arent we? I think, hello, hes not going to tell me to do something Oedipal, like fuck her or somethingbut that wasnt the problem. It looks like the beginning of a middle-class romance. We live, as I hope you know, Mr. Worthing, in an age of ideals. Rosalind (in disguise as a male) explains to Orlando how his brother fell in love so quickly. If I had, it would have stopped the music at once. Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind, ample-ish breast size and an occasional corny knock-knock joke do enter this video blog in the case against me. But Im getting a noise in my ears from excitement. Below is a monologue that represents depression from a play by D. M. Larson, called "The Bullied, Bungled and Botched". And to kick things off, were going to start with some amazing monologues about love! Looks me up and down. met your father ! James: I asked her if he made her wash the bits he cant reach. Youre probably as yourselves, Isnt he a wierdo, outcast, loose cannon? Maybe. I know its hopeless. For beasts that meet me run away for fear: How to approach a comedy monologue: The musician. But I cant help it. (moves to Fale, jabs him with a finger) You think I told her about the Army of the 12 Monkeys? I dont do anything to give off any kind of interest whatsoever, I completely look the other way when I see eye contact happening and they STILL come over thinking theyre so suave and its simply repulsive. All London will know why you did it; and who will blame you? The error all women commit. But then one of the other doctors popped in, called him Nigel, mentioned something about badminton so I thought: probably not. I have, we have feelings for each other. [Alone] There is no greater sorrow than to know anothers secret when you cannot help them. Cooking for all you nice people has really helped me get over the fact that I fought in the Vietnam War. Its too late to go home and change. No, Im not in Spain, dear. Leave this house to-night. The Pillowman 2. A monologue is a poem that shares many features with a speech from a play: one person speaks, and in that speech there are clues to his/her character, the character of the implied person or people that s/he is speaking to, the situation in which it is spoken and the story that has led to this situation. Malaria fever and jonquils and then this boy. You are a thousand times a properer man He would hate me for telling you but hed lost control of his bowels. And they were good.goooood. My own mom. Girls were going to be in their bathing suits. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn! And thank God we didnt have any children. Nice shoes faggot you got mousse in your hair lets put mousse in his anus! Id be flipping through MAD magazine and just put the thing down and take it. FABULATION 10. Jack? You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown - Lucy Van Pelt. Therefore no marvel though Demetrius So how can I be yours? She is not pretty, but she is so clever and pure and good, she would make a splendid wife for a country doctor of his years. I didnt tell her parents the truth. It produces absolutely no vibrations I have known several Jacks, and they all, without exception, were more than usually plain. I mean how hard is it to have one kid asleep at night in your house how hard is it but no . But he does it in a horrid confidential way. Rosencrantz: I mean: not fine fine everythings. Can you believe it? Young Women's Contemporary Monologues, Dramatic 1. He closed his eyes and slid off the chair. You see, heres the problem. And out of you she sees herself more proper Who might be your mother, Its my Achilles flaw or something. Im sorry to do this to you, but I was afraid Id never get the chance to tell you. Or how they view my choices and, yes, maybe that makes me not very deep, or petty, or some other word, hell, I dont know! I did never think to marry. Its cold Im trembling all over, just as if Id got an examination before me. There is something in that name that inspires absolute confidence. Five of them, running around the backyard like mobile bonfires. She didnt think shed actually die, just found out that her boyfriend slept with someone else and she wanted to punish him by ending up in hospital and not letting him visit her for a bit. We regret that we are unable to provide specific monologue suggestions, as our time and staff are limited, and we feel that it's always best for you to read through our selections and find the piece that best fits you. The thing is you always called our marriage a joke. You made me stay. Show your power in this mini monologue where Jasmine stands up to. They called me a freak. Just pretend that nothing happened. Olive: I know hed never go for a dag like me. And youre sorry! I know that handwriting. Far more interesting than all those silly girls at school. The consultant basically said I could pop my clogs at any moment. Evenings, dances ! Youd only get depressed. You could lie there thinking well, at least Im not dead! You were a Brownie, you were a Bluebird, you were a Girl Scout Cookie! Under the Floorboards - An Adaptation of Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe $ 6.50. It seems her affections have their full bent. Im fine now. Not the case Annie. Just thinking he might look at me, my heart starts pounding like mad. You prevented me. boarding school! So then you know what happens? If you are reading a monologue below and feel excited to get up and have a play that is your monologue. Thats about as bad as it can get! WHO CARES WHAT PSYCHIATRISTS WRITE ON WALLS? Unrequited passion, of course. But what I hope is that you dont really know how you feel for me, and that maybe when you figure it out youll realize its the same way I feel for you. . I have for a very long time. If you'd like to read the entire play from which the monologue comes, click on the order link on each monologue's page to purchase a perusal copy! Im just a kid at the time, but I can remember thinking that. Im a genius. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. Sometimes you just want a fucking still life or landscape or soup can or comic book! Judge. Teachers and directors, please consider our plays for production! But that other stuff I gotta tell you up front Im just not ready, Alison. Then why should I be at this moment aching to kiss you? When Tommy wants to be romantic he talks to one just like a doctor. I just fuckin killed Chuck. Uncontrollable passion, etcetera. I was afraid that I might lose your love, as I have lost it now. And I dont believe anybody else does either. There are days when I rather be a man.. The engagement was settled on the 14th of February last. If you are reading a monologue below and feel excited to get up and have a play - that is your monologue. How to pick a comedy monologue: Finding the perfect monologue can be a challenging task! Amanda Wingfield: Really, the things that go on in front of that work of art are quite appalling. Tricky though. Ever. Whats my thanks? She loves me. Meg bought me this T-shirt at the Warner Brothers store, and its got a picture of Superman on it. What you may not know is that I also own a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I often like to smear mud on my ass. Bedroom. PDF: https://sellfy.com/p/jFJB/, "The Girl Who Broke His Fingers" - Teen Female Comedy Monologue with a bit of seriousness, "Wishing" - Female monologue with a dreamy romantic feel but a little bit of seriousness mixed in, "Where's My Prince Charming?" Running time: Around 1.5 minutes. She would probably never be allowed to know the entrancing pleasure of a single moments solitude. She decided to walk into a busy cycle lane wanting to get tangled in a bike. Many of Shakespeare's characters have feelings and thoughts that teens have felt or thought. But if farts were flattery, honey he would be Shakespeare. Now your boyfriend, Ive known since kindergarten. A Raisin In The Sun 9. Factors in. And you will help me. Christ almighty, try working for you for a living! For instance, okay, junior year I dated this girl, Sue Hornick. Ideal for Teen Females - 1-3 Minutes. It is not the perfect, but the imperfect, who have need of love. Text. Really Really 7. from YouthPLAYS? You know, not everything has to be so goddamn IMPORTANT all the time! Max: So I put the dog outside but the smell didnt go away. I might pumice my feet. See ourdisclosurefor more info. At luncheon I saw by the glare in his eye that he was going to propose again, and I just managed to check him in time by assuring him that I was a bimetallist. These are our monologue lists, enjoy: Female Female Monologues Comedic Monologues for Women Female Shakespeare Monologues Male Male Monologues Ive got a crush on Adam. Left the shop. Maybe Ill never have someone get down on a knee and offer me a diamond ring. He drove a black Suzuki Vitara had five earrings and the word Fuck tattooed inside his lip. I wont tell you that the world matters nothing, or the worlds voice, or the voice of society. (off Annies look) We can pull it off. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. And why, I pray you? I recommend reading a bunch of monologues below and then just making a gut choice. Blacktop Sky 16. After I base my entire concept of self-esteem on the fact that youre willing to marry me! It made some sort of cosmic sense. petrol and put a match to them. Fuck, um well my parents sent me to a boarding school. If so, my eyes are oftener washd than hers. Text. My dad was always working late golfing on weekends, and I knew it was because of her. So she gives me this letter to bring to a urologist at the hospital. I wanna thank all of you for a terrific summer. Just follow the link! And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! They always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be absolutely deaf. The Fact Checker: Its on the hallway carpet. Well, okay, um There were a few times that I couldve done that. BASILICA 8. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. Monologues About Love - From Published Plays January 9, 2019 Finding the perfect monologue can be a challenging task! I can lie here for hours thinking about him. Cry the man mercy; love him; take his offer: But how was I to know? Please make sure that you whitelist emails from the youthplays.com domain, or our email may get stuck in your spam filter! Our ePlays consist of short plays for student acting practice or actors who need monologues from a published play. Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. let them not put them on alters and bow before them, or they may ruin other lives as completely as youyou whom I have so wildly lovedhave ruined mine! Jonquils became an absolute obsession. But I feel it coming up now, more and more, and I just think- No, thats bullshit, actually, the whole work thing. I just thought you were the most wonderful man that ever lived. I want you. The sin of my youth, that I had thought was buried, rose up in front of me, hideous, horrible, with its hands at my throat. Corey was older than me, bigger than me and a whole lot cooler than me. I said Im gonna go hump the fridge. Oh shit, maybe not. I am surrounded with women who are most dear to me. Resources This thing with Naomi-okay, it should never have happened-but it didnt have to impact on what I have with Meg. Shoshanna: Your mum must be pretty stoked that youre not taking me. Squire Squire, Hackham and whos the other one? If he proposed at the top of his voice, I should not mind so much. I jump up like a lunatic, walk about a bit, and lie down again, but as soon as I begin to get off to sleep theres another pull! I dont think hes breathing. 15 Monologues from Published Plays ACTING DIFFERENT Cassandra lets her boyfriend know how she doesn't appreciate the fact that he acts completely different in front of his friends. 24 Of The Best Dramatic Monologues For Teenage Females From Published Plays 1. I went straight to Sues house and was literally about to tell her and thats the night she said she finally wanted to have sex. Thats a fact. First up is Octavio Solis' magical-realist play, Lydia, which penetrates deep into the dynamic of a Mexican immigrant family caught in a web of dark secrets. Knock-knock. You silly boy! She told me she just wanted a bit of fun, and now she turns around and does this! Im marrying your father in two weeks whether you like it or not. Is there oh any other time you might have told me this! You mustnt look soso frightened. Then its over. Dude, I understand. I mean, you hate everything. But these scripts are published and protected by copyright (c) 2001-2018 so do not upload the text of a script. Guys are blind, they really are, OBLIVIOUS to when a girl is not interested. Lysander! Jealous. And all of a sudden I didnt know who I was anymore. The conference was sadly borne; they have the truth of this from Hero. Im sure you two will have a real great time. Am I really willing to throw all those years of friendship away based onwhat? 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